Reach vs. grasp
Who wags more than I do, though I don't have fleas
Reach vs. grasp
by Bob Hicok
We were robbing banks on Saturdays instead of going to the farmers' market, so I hadn't had my raisin bagels in weeks, and woke up late one night from a dream of a crocodile in our bed and realized what a mistake we'd made, so now we rob banks on Sundays, when christians and catholics and football lovers are speaking to their god, who answers with touchdowns and sacks, if at all. Our garage full of money, enough to buy a Bosch dishwasher and not worry about how much it costs, to send our cats to Tahiti if they want, and to fund a revolution, though only a small one, say in Liechtenstein or the Bronx. We're rich. Not corporate malfeasance rich but soulless day-trader rich. Still, being rich without raisin bagels was no way to live, fresh ones made by Mary who owns a german shepherd named Carl. Who wags more than I do, though I don't have fleas. It's not really money I'm after: I hope to open a vault one day and find a scroll or box or glowing orb that reveals the secret of happiness and saves me from measuring my life against the lives of others, even dogs. I mean, Carl wags like every moment is a cheeseburger and Mary has just called him a good boy for scarfing it down. Three bites, tops. Whereas I nibble and nibble and nibble and never actually get to the end of the thing, or sometimes, I think, even the start.





We all want to know about this mystery of "happiness". Keep going is what I say.
Glorious meanderings...Carl wags like every moment is a cheeseburger